PRE-RAPTURE ERA!Hey, I believe in positive thinking! We're not just in a post-Christian era, think about it and be really excited...we're in a Pre-Rapture posture. All of you Christain families out there that haven't had a getaway vacation should be really excited. You and yours will soon be flying out of here for a new destination. Yes, we are heaven bound! All the kids travel free and you don't have to worry about whether you are getting peanuts or crackers for your mid-flight snack. You will be wisked away to the sunny and always rainless streets of heaven, and you won't have to worry about sand in the kids underwear, like you get at the beach. Did I hear you say you might miss this place? Well be encouraged. There is a return flight back with Jesus when He returns to take His summer home back. Only this time, for good, at the second coming, which won't be long after we take up residence in the Kingdom.
Son-ny heaven is a perfect climate with tons to do for the family. Just think, never a rain delay for Little League, and no washouts if the clothes are on the line. Down here, if you take an umbrella with you on a heavy overcast day, it doesn't rain and if you wash the car, it pours for sure even if there are no clouds in the sky. We live totally under the influence of Murphy's law. What about Murphy's law up there? ...not to worry, it will be gone. And you know what that means?...Yep.. You got it!....That famous peanut butter and jelly sandwich that always falls messy part down will finally land jelly side up. Is that awesome or what? And when your Aunt Sarah, who you haven't seen for 20 years, shows up unexpectedly at your house, instead of you wondering what to cook for the whole crew, Aunt Sarah is going to take the whole house to dinner. And miracles of miracles the neighbors dog isn't going to go on a barking rampage for 6 million hours starting just before you go to bed the night before you have the most important meeting of your life and you want a good nights' rest. Can anyone out there say "amen" to that? Hey, toilet paper will finally tear on the perforated lines, grass won't grow out of control, the dog won't have fleas and kitty won't get stuck up a tree. There won't be any political signs on every corner, we won't have a trillion organizations selling fish on Fridays and the space button on your cell phone will finally work. Oh, and gas prices won't be high - you will be air-powered....talk about Green!!!
You know church, the world wants to throw Jesus out of everything. Well, I don't think Jesus will be that upset about the whole matter. And come to think about it, I am not so sure any of us should be that upset about it either, especially if we really start to think about how wonderful our new destination will be. Post Christain Era - phooie, I say "Pre-Rapture"! Have a Jesus day!John 7:7
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